Joke Duck Threatens Newsletter Biz

Is this the end for the pretend blogger newsletter shill economy?

I supported Trump and now they're impeaching him for being a domestic terrorist.

I’ve had twitter accounts during the worst losses in TWTR history.

I signed up to Parler and then the entire tech industry colluded to destroy it.

Dear Substack: please deliver me $50,000 in small bills by noon Wednesday or I will start a newsletter on your platform. Contact me ASAP to arrange delivery. You can see I’m serious duck I am not bluffing.